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Teens Talks

Pieces of funny conversations with teens and children. Enjoy!


Guessing Game: Looking for a celebrity:

Class students:
-Was she poor?
-Was she black?
-Was she from a poor African community?
-Since we are all saying racist stuff, can I ask if she had Michelin tire color?
Teacher: No, you cannot say that, that is racist!


A teen arriving late at school: 

Teacher: What were you doing? 
Teen: I was going to school!

Cookies:

Teen: Mother, a man is asking me if I accept cookies.
Mother: Who? Where?
Teen: In the computer!
Mother: Lord, Jesus! Let me have a look! OK, I see. Never accept cookies from strangers outside or inside a computer.

Literature class:

Teacher: What is the type of language used in Harper Lee?
Teen: Redneck language.
Teacher: No! it is called slang.

Les bons jours:

Elève: Bonjour!
Prof: Bonsoir
Elève 2 : Bonjour!.
Prof: Bonsoir!
Elève 2 : Je dis "Bonjour!" quand je vois le jour.


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