Teens Talks

Pieces of funny conversations with teens and children. Enjoy!

Guessing Game: Looking for a celebrity:

Class students:

-Was she poor?

-Was she black?

-Was she from a poor African community?

-Since we are all saying racist stuff, can I ask if she had Michelin tire color?

Teacher: No, you cannot say that, that is racist!

A teen arriving late at school: 

Teacher: What were you doing? 

Teen: I was going to school!

Cookies:

Teen: Mother, a man is asking me if I accept cookies.

Mother: Who? Where?

Teen: In the computer!

Mother: Lord, Jesus! Let me have a look! OK, I see. Never accept cookies from strangers outside or inside a computer.

Literature class:

Teacher: What is the type of language used in Harper Lee?

Teen: Redneck language.

Teacher: No! it is called slang.

Les bons jours:

Elève: Bonjour!

Prof: Bonsoir

Elève 2 : Bonjour!.

Prof: Bonsoir!

Elève 2 : Je dis "Bonjour!" quand je vois le jour.