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Pieces of funny conversations with teens and children. Enjoy! Guessing Game: Looking for a celebrity: Class students: -Was she poor? -Was she black? -Was she from a poor African community? -Since we are all saying racist stuff, can I ask if she had Michelin tire color? Teacher: No, you cannot say that, that is racist! A teen arriving late at school:   Teacher: What were you doing?  Teen: I was going to school! Cookies: Teen: Mother, a man is asking me if I accept cookies. Mother: Who? Where? Teen: In the computer! Mother: Lord, Jesus! Let me have a look! OK, I see. Never accept cookies from strangers outside or inside a computer. Literature class: Teacher: What is the type of language used in Harper Lee? Teen: Redneck language. Teacher: No! it is called slang. Les bons jours: Elève : Bonjour! Prof : Bonsoir Elève 2 : Bonjour!. Prof : Bonsoir! Elève 2 : Je dis "Bonjour!" quand je vois le jour.

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