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Tales Talks: The Spotless Dalmatian

The Spotless Dalmatian  by   InitialsAA. This is the story of a dog that could have and should have lived a dream life in a castle. But it was kicked out because it was a spotless Dalmatian. Its bowl remained empty while other dogs slept every night with full bellies! The poor Dalmatian made do with crumbs every day, out of sight, without ever complaining, until one day, it was chased away once more because it dared to refuse rotten food. Since then, it has wandered from house to house, benefiting from the inhabitants' charity. There came a time when it had not eaten for a long time and was torn by hunger. There were no more houses or benefactors to feed it. A fat cat passing and fond of dogs was surprised to see an abandoned beautiful doggie. He took and cleaned it up a bit because he wanted to take it at a banquet he was invited to. He asked the dog to stay quietly in a corner, and he would give it something to eat, at worst, a few delicious crumbs at the end of the me...

Teens Talks

Pieces of funny conversations with teens and children. Enjoy! Guessing Game: Looking for a celebrity: Class students: -Was she poor? -Was she black? -Was she from a poor African community? -Since we are all saying racist stuff, can I ask if she had Michelin tire color? Teacher: No, you cannot say that, that is racist! A teen arriving late at school:   Teacher: What were you doing?  Teen: I was going to school! Cookies: Teen: Mother, a man is asking me if I accept cookies. Mother: Who? Where? Teen: In the computer! Mother: Lord, Jesus! Let me have a look! OK, I see. Never accept cookies from strangers outside or inside a computer. Literature class: Teacher: What is the type of language used in Harper Lee? Teen: Redneck language. Teacher: No! it is called slang. Les bons jours: Elève : Bonjour! Prof : Bonsoir Elève 2 : Bonjour!. Prof : Bonsoir! Elève 2 : Je dis "Bonjour!" quand je vois le jour.

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